Your parents are gonna hate this patch that Matt Gauck made. Blame him. Here's what he has to say:
"Let the world know, by way of a 4.25 inch circle screenprinted patch, that you think meat is murder! But, be even less subtle than that, and throw in a swear word! Excellent patch for getting into conversations. Top reads "fuck your traditions" bottom reads "meat is fucking murder". Two swear words! For only a dollar! White ink on black fabric!"