Thursday, October 11, 2007

A Warning About This Cat 

So, a warning if you're considering taking this cat.

He REALLY likes to "make biscuits" on your hoody. And doesn't seem to really care if you're allergic to his dander. Also, the little fucker will curl up on your lap while you're trying to do important "Grocer" work like delete 15 SPAM emails about expensive watches that are GUARANTEED to triple your ejaculate. So, yeah, be warned.

posted by Food Fight! Vegan Grocery  # 9:39 AM
Comments:
Correction: The kitty seems to be a lady, not a man. A petite lady.
 
she looks like a cute lil cat. i wish i could afford to have a pet. (there's an insane cat deposit in my apartment complex, and i barely have enough money to consistently feed myself these days, much less another mouth)

i hope someone nice adopts her.

- lantz.
 
How about it we sponsor the cat for 3 months? Including the pet deposit.
 
I have a really nice 3-story cat kennel someone can borrow. I used it to acclimate my foster cat (who is now a permanent cat, somehow) to cat #1.

You can put this kitty in the kennel while other animals in your home view her. We kept cat #2's food and litter in it, and it gave him a safety place to return to if the situation became stressful.

I'd happily let someone use it. (I'm already pushing my luck by having 2 cats in a 1-cat-only apartment.. ahem.)
 
sponsor the cat for three months? that might be an offer i can't refuse. it would be nice to have something else living here with me. hmm.

i think the pet deposit is like $250 though. it's pretty steep. and i just live in a studio apartment. i'm off tomorrow..i'll pass by?

- lantz.
 
do it, lantz. i can't take that level of cute every time i walk by the store. it needs to go!
 
Holy crap! Where can I get one of those watches?
 
If you could market some of those delicious kitty biscuits it's been kneading, maybe the cat could pay its own way! Are those biscuits vegan?
 
what does it mean to "make biscuits?" (seriously)
 
When cats knead with their paws, like they are pumping you. We call it kneading the muffin top because they always do it on our stomaches.
 
I'M ON YR HOODIEZ MAKIN SUM BIZKUTZ!!!!!1

LOL!!!!!11
 
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/903/fful1.jpg
 
^^^Oops, sorry. just noticed he is a she.
 
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