the girl that threw up is very cute. ironic.
 

So many vegan hotties. You guys should start a dating service.
 

yeah "hotties" ...brah
 

frat life forevah - you are so funny! I peed my pants! Wanna date?
 

Eating contests? !!

Disgusting to devalue food and elevate consumption, particularly in a world where starvation isn't unusual. How American. How un-vegan.

Unconscionable. I'm really disappointed in you guys.
 

I guess we shouldn't have had a cake either. Sorry world.
 

you know what's great about america, anonymous? you are free to fuck right off. seriously. just go ahead and fuck off, give it a shot. eating contests are "un-vegan?" sorry, i missed that in the handbook; can you send me your copy, shit stain? the one that outlines everything everybody should do to fit into your particular mold of what is and is not vegan? i feel like i have not been very judgmental at all lately, and i could use some guidelines on how to ride a high horse with a stick up my ass. you seem like you'd be the perfect instructor in the proper technique.

god bless and fuck right off (you're free to, it's america),
anonymous, jr.
 

when did vegans start caring about humans?
food is good, fuck off!