Ok, listen up. We're having our big blowout anniversary party on Sunday, September 2. You GOTTA come hang out. It's gonna knock your junk in the dirt.

Featuring:
• Music by The Prids and Fogatron
• Bungee Run!!
• Karaoke
• That game when you get the big hammer and strike the thing and make the thing go in the air and ring the bell
• Gross-out eating contest
• Some other "eat-as-much-of-this-stuff-as-you-can-in-5-minutes" contest

Maybe some other spontaneous crap, too. It'll be fun. Guessing things will start up at 1pm and end whenever. Music around 5? Stay tuned for details, it's gonna be good.

There will also be a very special announcement being made that will effect the lives of you ALL.