Tuesday, January 23, 2007

The Bible Says 

This is why I believe in God, but choose to hate him. And, yes, God is a man, an old, bearded, dumb-shit man who lives in the clouds and is ready to strike me down at any minute. Bring it on pecker-wood!

Sincerely,
Chad

ps. Please don't bother yelling at me, I know this song isn't representative of all God believers or anything, I'm just fooling around.

posted by Food Fight! Vegan Grocery  # 11:40 AM
Comments:
Holy Crap! I couldn't even get through the whole video or I would've vomited. If religion is the opium of the masses then this video is warm, mouldy moonshine. "God hates fags"!?!? Gimmee a freakin break!

Old men wrote the bible and then some other old men decided what would be left out. Like say, anything written or decided or thought by a woman. Or a fag, I guess. The bible is nothing but the way certain men want the world to be. When half of the human population isn't fairly represented in a book of "rules" why should anyone follow them?
# posted by Anonymous : 12:08 PM
 
bwahahahaha. That guy just needs to suck it up and be gay. Not write a song about fighting the temptation to be gay. What a crazy world we live in, that people would tear themselves apart over something that feels natural to them. All in the name of some fairy tale designed to control people.
# posted by xdarthveganx : 12:36 PM
 
*Embarrased*

I swear there are decent Christians out there.
# posted by Blue : 12:43 PM
 
I think I'm a little more pissed that he stole The Psychedelic Furs' song "Love My Way" for his fucking ministries theme song!! What the fuck?
-emiko
# posted by Food Fight! Vegan Grocery : 6:23 PM
 
i'm gonna help you find love, chad.
# posted by Anonymous : 7:02 AM
 
Well, if you look at the "gay bands" list... some of those bands are pretty gay. I mean, Phish? TOTALLY HOMO.
# posted by Anonymous : 4:53 PM
 
Why is Cyndi Lauper "safe"? She's totally gay positive. But I can just see that dude rockin' out to "Girls just wanna have fun".
# posted by Anonymous : 6:58 PM
 
>> I think I'm a little more pissed that he stole The
>> Psychedelic Furs' song "Love My Way" for his fucking
>> ministries theme song!! What the fuck?
>> -emiko

I didn't notice that! Let's kill the fucker! "Love My Way" is the 2nd greatest song of my youth. I lived by that song. I painted an entire picture to that song, continually rewinding the tape for days on end. Even now, if I put that tape in, that one song is way quieter than all of the others on the tape because I wore it out.
# posted by mikewof : 9:09 AM
 
Welcome to the post-ironic web, it's a parody Christian band!

Come on, anyone who calls Moz "questionably" gay is having a giant laugh- also, please note that the chorus is a Shirley Roper Phelps signboard.
# posted by Anonymous : 12:48 PM
 
just google: joey oglesby dallas actor

theres tons of articles on the hoax.


btw: he just released a new video where he talks about how he can dunk a basketball.
haha.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BWTsn7SmHQ
# posted by ben : 5:53 PM
 
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