Can I honor my magikal "P" instead?
 

<< Can I honor my magikal "P" instead? >>

That's EASY!

http://www.el-presidente.com/
 

From the website:

White Silk from China, with pink fringe and very full opening. Also Egyptian print strap with pink satin inner edge. $205

Please Note: As in any purse or Velvet V, you may specify other colors, patterns, etc. For example, you might like this exact bag, but with leopard spot fur instead of white!

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This type of Velvet V Valentine has a full, sculptural shape and fabulous leather fringe.

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Silk? Fur? Leather? I didn't see "fake" or "faux" anywhere on the website. Surely you must have made a mistake in posting a link to this site.
 

We thought this shit was so ridiculous that nobody would even think about buying it. I mean, really, LOOK at it. We are not promoting it, we are goofing on it.
 

I did look at it. It most certainly is ridiculous. The "goofing" eluded me but I've got it now. I certainly hope no one buys that stuff.
 

Well if anyone is stupid enough to part with that much cash for a velvey v I'd be happy to make you anything on the site for half the price. Could that be for real??
 

For $175 you could get a real vagina, complete with a genuine female surround.