"'There were little children from Years 1, 2 and 3 that were crying their hearts out."

*No, we don't really think children are idiots, and yes, we get why they might be crying. We just think it's fun to call children idiots on the internets. It just feels like the right thing to do. And mature, don't forget that, it feels like the mature thing to do. You are now free to write us angry emails.