Monday, April 17, 2006

Best email ever! 

We just got this hate email:

"Sorry, but the filthy language and immoral lifestyle promoted on your web
site is something I don't care to take in. I'm sure you and many others
think it's hip or cool or whatever the latest buzzword is. To me, it's just
sad. If you ever decide to just sell food and not your philosophy, shoot me
a line."

BUZZWORD! HA HA HA HA!

posted by Food Fight! Vegan Grocery  # 1:42 PM
Comments:
I am confused...where is the filthy language and immoral lifestyle? I must not be looking at the same website as this jagoff.
 
I didn't realize you had some philosophy for sale... where do I find that on your site? How much is it? Can I get a discount if I buy in bulk?

Yeah, c'mon Emiko & Chad... couldn't you die a little more inside and leave your individual personalities out of your business? We could use more faceless, humorless, soulless businesses. Isn't that what having your own business is all about?

My new buzzword is ding-dong.
 
my buzzword is: hoo-haw

or maybe tah-tahs.
 
Jebus! If veganism is an "immoral lifestyle", I guess I'm headed straight to h-e-double hockey sticks. In which case, I might as well indulge in some of the other deadly sins... I'll start with lust... it IS Spring time after all. Any further progress on organizing that make out party yet???
 
that's cute. what an ass. if this individual had the means, i'm sure that they would send all us immoral lifestylers to bed with no sweet pea vegan cheesecake. ashame they don't realize that the idea of free speach swings like gods own dick?
buzzword=turd mouth
 
i used to go into food fight 2 or 3 times a day. but last saturday dave called me a dirty cunt. now im eating steaks and packets of MSG.
 
dirty cunt, don't take it personally. it's merely a buzzword.
dave calls me dick slime frequently.
dick slime+dirty cunt=buzzword
 
You crazy, young whippersnappers...
 
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